Found this on the Writer's Digest forums.
Two Santas from rival department stores walk into a bar and get into a fight. Fortunately, a comma and a period are in the same bar.
They get together and separate the two Clauses.
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I finished reading The Princess Bride (more on that next week), and, as always happens when I finish a really great book, I struggle with what to read next.
For years, I've had Elizabeth Gilbert's Eat Pray Love on my unread bookshelf. I've had so many people recommend it to me that I'm right 80% of the time when someone asks, "You know what book you should read?" Let me guess... Eat Pray Love? As a matter of fact, Stacy thought so strongly that I should read it that she bought me a copy back in 2007 when we were vacationing in Massachusetts.
But I still hadn't read it. On Thursday, I was chatting with Allison, and she said, "May I highly suggest you read EPL - ASAP?"
Fine. I can get hit over the head with a hammer and finally get it.
So I started reading today. And I love it. And I wonder why I didn't read it before. Probably because now was when I really needed to read it.
A few random thoughts and insights about Eat Pray Love:
Kim Harrison: The Outlaw Demon Wails (The Hollows, Book 6)
I finished Tad Williams's Shadowplay. It was much better than the first in the series, Shadowmarch. Not that Shadowmarch was awful - obviously, it wasn't or I wouldn't have gone on to read the second in the series. By the end of Shadowmarch, the character development was in full bloom and the action sequences were rich. Those good things came to light fully and completely in Shadowplay.
In retrospect, it felt like Williams was trying to build history and character development in Shadowmarch before he could get to the "real" stuff. The story was compelling, but not enough to get me to read it very fast. Shadowplay, on the other hand, had me reading beyond breakfast and lunch, a true mark of a good book. :)
Unfortunately for me, though, Williams isn't finished with the third book in the series. I hope he doesn't take too long, as I have been known to lose interest while waiting for the next book (see Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series - I got so tired of waiting for the next book, and I didn't want to go back and reread the six or seven HUGE novels to get caught back up. I abandoned the series).
So now I'm waiting, but I'm putting that time to good use. My three favorite authors have all come out with new books, and because my SOP is to reread the last one before reading the newest one, I have six books lined up!
I will confess that I've already read Charlaine Harris's From Dead to Worse immediately followed by Dead and Gone. Back to back, chain reading last Monday, and I can't tell you the last time I did that.
Now, I'm on to Kim Harrison and The Outlaw Demon Wails. I'm really glad I'm rereading it because I've forgotten so much, and I'd hate to go into White Witch, Black Curse woefully ignorant.
Tad Williams: Shadowplay: Volume II of Shadowmarch
I said I wouldn't do it again, but I did. I said I wouldn't read other books and NOT put them on the blog. It's just that I hadn't technically finished Shadowmarch yet. See, it's a long book, and I was only reading during breakfast and sometimes lunch.
And then Kathryn MADE me read the Twilight series after she got them for Christmas. But as soon as I was done reading all four Twilight books, I went right back to Shadowmarch. I didn't even read my newest Laurell K. Hamilton OR the Kim Harrison book.
It took me a while to get into Shadowmarch. I'm sure it had nothing to do with my hiatus. Nothing at all. The end was the best. The plot moved long very quickly, and the characters seemed more alive.
Luckily, since I had Shadowplay on my unread bookshelf, I was able to close Shadowmarch and open Shadowplay. The second volume picked right up where volume one left off, so that delicious suspense is still there.
One note: I don't like the cover art for volume two. I liked Michael Whelan's art much better. The cover for Shadowplay looks too futuristic, and it's fantasy, not sci-fi. (I don't have anything against sci-fi. It's just fantasy books should like fantasy books and vice versa.)
Oh, that was good! LOL!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Antonette | November 29, 2007 at 03:42 PM